Marty McBeagle! What are you doing up on that rock? You’re not supposed to be up there; you’re just a puppy! I warned you not to climb up there because then you’d get to the top and get scared and be afraid to jump off because you don’t want to get your frumpy little paws all wet with sea water, but did you listen? Noooooooo. And now look at you, sitting up there looking sad and scared and adorable.
OK fine. Just stay right where you are. I’m coming to pick you up. It’s OK. Don’t worry. I still love you.